Manly Arizona

There's a new Sheriff in town pilgrim. I hope you ain't no illllllllleeeeeegal boy! I happen to LOVE the state of Arizona lately. Not only can you carry a firearm concealed anywhere in the state, you can carry it without a permit. That's right, whip it out wherever you want, whenever you want, and don't act like you are gonna do anything illegal to my shit, or I'll blow your ass away! That my friends is MAN LAND. No little girly men complaining that they don't have or want a firearm! Only real men allowed who can carry a holster AND a PBR!


On top of all that "crazy gun stuff", it is now really Illegal to be an illegal in that state. That's right my friends! There is no more, "illegals do the jobs that regular Americans won't do". Jobs are now available for only those who ARE actual Americans! Also, I believe Arizona is one of the few states left that is warm and also has NO state sales tax! I could actually golf there, carry a gun, shoot my caddy (if he were illegal and I thought he was stealing my clubs) and buy beers for my foursome with no sales tax! When can I move? They also have that Sheriff Joe guy, who makes inmates pedal bikes in the yard to generate enough electricity to watch TV! OMFG! It is America reborn!!!

Where I live now in NYS, I must pay $150 to get denied a carry permit for my pistol, pay a tax to buy ammo for it, leave it at home while I golf (or I'm the felon), let illegals work on the course while people leave the state due to a lack of jobs, shoot at dead stuff only, drink what beer I can still afford due to more taxes, pay more tax, pay more tax again and finish the day by paying more taxes. But hey, I should feel good for paying my "fair share" so illegals can get health care and welfare here. Can someone please tell me why I am still living in this state?

In celebration of the legality of being illegal in NYS, I am going to throw a party. I am serious. I am going to throw a Ocho de Mayo party. We can't do Cinco de Mayo due to the day of the week it falls on, because of our current employment status. If you are a friend, have a job and can still afford a dish to pass, I will provide cervesa and arriba, arriba, so that we can celebrate our state's tolerance of our illegal neighbors. I will even download some mariachi music for my Ipod to play. All the while, I will be dreaming of packing my S&W 40 cal. while I golf in beautiful Arizona!!