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Wednesday, September 1, 2010

The NYS Fair
















Guest blogger tonight:

Dude, I'm so jacked up fo da fare!! I done saved my alowence from my mom ALL year just to rock it August 2010 style!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

I bought me the $25 all you can ride ticket. There are so many COOL rides like da tilt a wirl and da yukon and da top spin that I luv so much! I specially luv the musik on da tilt a wirl like Jay Z and shit! It rox!

Check out da honey I met at the West End. Amie! I was hittin the $2.50 PBR me and man was I wasted! See my pics with my missin fingers from my deefekt? She done boughted me a Hinekin and I knew she had $$$$$! I took her home to my room. Ya boy!! You know what I'm sayin? Right! I culdn't beleve it that she lived next to me at the park. She has a rotwiler just like my mom! I'm thinkin I will merry her someday. Ya boy! She's a blonde and the curtins match the door mat know what Im sayin? Ya boy!

Anywho, we got curly frys, sawsage samwiches, matchin tats and some mo beers and had a awsome time. She espescialy luved the cow barn and chicken barn cause it reminded her of growin up in Lowville! Her dads breeds cowz. Anyway, heres our matchin tats! They are real artists thair. I like how it looks sad cuz of its bloody tung. You know it just ated one of the pigs from the pig barn.

So late in the night some dude spilled on my jeans shorts so we thru down. We met at the infeeld and beet it down ther. I done kicked his ass. My new bitch Amie luved it. He crushed my smokes tho. Im like $8.75 gone to the injuns. That wut makes my tat sweet cuz its a black panther wich reminds me of the injuns and such.

I saw me lots of girls who like other girls there too. I wunder why they all cut their hare short like my brother. They all had matchin mussel shirts to. I arm resseled one and she crushed my other pack of smokes. My fingers freeeked her out thow so I got in her face. Ya boy!

Cant wait to go back every day the rest of the fare. Hopin they sell winstons at the injun village!