My Poor Saab.
I have an old blue car.
I drove it for years like a star.
One day it bucked
and I knew it was fu..ed,
And thought it would cost me by far!
It seemed the tranny was shot.
The mechanic smiled like a snot.
He laughed out loud twice
As he gave me a price
And it's gonna cost me a lot.
The car is in the shop
It seems the tranny won't drop.
Now he's in a sling
and I'm saving bling
He is taking a flop.
Guaranteed for a year they do say.
Parts and labor I won't have to pay.
If repair does go wrong,
it won't take me long,
To return for another day.
I hope it is finished today.
The mechanic is starting to pray.
The price was wrong.
The repair took too long.
And Ill drive poor Saaby away!
